A Florida Man

A celebration of weird news from the Sunshine State

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Florida man strips down for doggy bed nap in CVS bathroom

Huffington Post — Jan. 5, 2015– Jeremiah Patterson must have been dog tired last Tuesday evening. Police in Lutz, Florida, have accused Patterson of stripping naked before going to sleep on three doggie beds he found in his local drug store. Patterson, 22,allegedly entered a CVS store around 8 p.m., went to the men’s room and dropped…

Florida nurse doesn’t know she’s pregnant, gives birth to 14 pound baby

TAMPA, FL (WFLA) – A woman who didn’t know she was pregnant until her third trimester had an even bigger surprise when she gave birth to record-size 14-pound baby boy. St. Joseph’s Women’s Hospital says Maxxzandra Ford realized she was pregnant after rapidly gaining weight last fall. She went to the doctor, finding out she…

Front yard gun range perfectly legal

From The Daily Kos My son is 9. His best friend is 10 and that little boy has a 7 year old little sister. My son loves playing at their house. These are no computer game kids. They have a tree fort, rope ladders, tree swings and even a zip line. It is perfect place…

Hungry Florida man makes off with stolen meat

Police in Florida say they are looking for a thief who could be throwing the ultimate tailgate party with $4,000 worth of stolen chicken, ribs, fries and wings. Police were dispatched to a burglary last Wednesday at Jerome Brown BBQ restaurant in Jacksonville, Florida. An investigation revealed that an unknown suspect, caught on surveillance camera, had gained…